bitches-love-romano:

do you ever come up with AUs for your own life

How do you think I survived high school?

(Source: doritovargas, via catyuy)

19 April 2014 ·

Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

riverknowshisname:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

you’d be surprised

In 1st grade my kid was the only one I his class who could tell the time on the regular classroom clock. All his friends had to ask him how long until lunch, etc. At one point they did this book where everyone in the class would write something about you and like four different kids wrote “really knows how to tell time!” for my kid.

(via blainejuiceboxanderson)

19 April 2014 ·

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So last night I dreamt about … Matt Rutherford! Don’t know where that came from! The Glee kids (still in high school) found out that they were going to be performing Les Miserables at Lincoln Center. Everyone was freaking out and Rachel was completely panicking and Matt stepped up and gave this big pep talk to her. He was very eloquent and inspiring!

19 April 2014 ·

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ahhelga replied to your post: “Hump Day Porn”:
Oh man - I was hesitant about forced ejaculation; at first I didn’t know if I could get into it. But once that sub started begging and and the Dom was assuring him there’s one more, I was hooked. I missed your Hump Day Porn!

I am usually not into big gear scenes. Machines and stuff - I like the personal touch you know? And everyone knows I’m much more about the not coming than the coming! But in this one there is just something more. The way he’s eventually sobbing and begging but still just taking it - so hot! And the dom being so firm with him. Perfect!

I’m glad you liked it! We all need some porny fun these days. I found a great one for next week too!

18 April 2014 ·

cj-logan replied to your post: “milking vid was so amazing. could we get a prostate milking one also? maybe nxt week? thanks lil”:
I think alfredosian uploaded a good milking/edging one a few months ago!

I will check that out! Thanks!

17 April 2014 ·

Anonymous asked: milking vid was so amazing. could we get a prostate milking one also? maybe nxt week? thanks lil

Prostate milking is tough because most of what I’ve seen is guys doing it to themselves, and I always like to see stuff with a dom/sub dynamic. But I will search for you!

But not next week. Next week is a special request for someone whose birthday it is!

17 April 2014 ·

lulupimprenelle:

Here they are, Lilinas !!! Tell me if you need help translating, I can help !!

That is awesome! Fruits on offer indeed!

16 April 2014 ·

I’m fascinated by this codpiece in a medieval painting. Any history types want to clue me in here? It looks like his dick is in the stocks!

I’m fascinated by this codpiece in a medieval painting. Any history types want to clue me in here? It looks like his dick is in the stocks!

16 April 2014 ·

Lissa! I took a picture just for you today! A 14th century angel playing an Autoharp!

Lissa! I took a picture just for you today! A 14th century angel playing an Autoharp!

16 April 2014 ·

This is what happens when you are VERY rich and REALLY love your dog!

This is what happens when you are VERY rich and REALLY love your dog!

16 April 2014 ·

About Me

What's important to know? I'm female, a legal adult, a natural redhead, and just a little neurotic when it comes to grammar.

Klaine is my OTP forever, but in fanon I also love and adore Kurtbastian. Give it a shot, people. It's so hot. And apparently I write things now.

This blog is not spoiler-free. I do tag actual spoilers, however as my definition of a spoiler might not be yours, please see my tagging policy to be sure you can live with it.

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